Episode 252

Dr. Umar's $500 Date, North Wests "Grown" Outfit & Gatekeeping Grenada

From Dr. Umar charging $500 for a "date" to a celebrity letting a dog lick the INSIDE of her mouth, the Aunties are back to call out this week's biggest Enemies of Progress.

This week, we're getting into the audacity, the questionable parenting, and the outright disgusting behavior making headlines. Join the unfiltered discussion as we break down:

  • Dr. Umar's $500 'Date': The "Prince of Pan-Africanism" is asking women for a $500 donation to his academy in exchange for a private lunch with him. The Aunties call out this "disgraceful" and "charlatan behavior".
  • North West's Corset: The hosts debate North West's latest outfit, which has sparked internet outrage. With one host stating a 12-year-old shouldn't be in a corset, they ask if the internet is sexualising her or if the outfit is just too grown.


  • A Disgusting Dog Kiss: Reality TV star Vicky Pattison shared a shocking video where she opened her mouth wide and let her dog lick the inside. The Aunties call the act "bestiality" and "filthy".


  • Paid Propaganda: The hosts discuss the influencers who were reportedly paid by the Israeli government to go to Gaza and deny that there is a famine.


  • Notting Hill Carnival Debrief: After a great summer, the Aunties debrief on Notting Hill Carnival, from the spiritual meaning of Jab Jab to the minimal violence and the kids drinking straight rum.


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Your Aunties Could Never

For cool Aunties everywhere ... Your Aunties Could Never brings you entertaining no nonsense straight talk from women who aren't afraid to say all the things you wish you could say.

Aunty AK, Aunty Farrah, Aunty Nana, and Aunty Sade are four friends from the UK who have lived life and are well respected in business endeavours and amongst friends and family. Elevating them to Cool Auntie status.

The Aunties have a voice and are not fearful of being heard. Join them as they discuss topical news and politics, comment on popular culture and give advice all from an informed (mature) Black woman's perspective.

Think Loose Women but with seasoning, real talk & large amounts of Black Girl Magic.